Wait staff

Taking my kid to the movies is a lot like being a waiter.

your nachos sir
and your napkin
something to drink?
everything okay?
you want me to get that nacho tray out of your way? or are you still working on them?
I usually have to pour some of my water in his cup after he polishes off whatever Icee type thing he was drinking.
at the end of the movie I have a pile of trash on my lap or under my seat